One of Fernando's regular customers who always smells strongly of cigarettes and stale beer comes in on a Friday in late March. “Hey, do you have The Hunger Games?”
“Uh, no. No, that just came out in theaters today, actually.”
“What, really?”
“Yes. It won't be out on DVD until probably August at the earliest.”
“Oohhh.” Then, after a pause, “Can you hold a copy for me when it comes out?”
Everybody, this is why you should moderate your alcohol intake.
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