Grade Scale

 “Hey, is this movie any good?” asks a regular customer one day. He has gone through all the other, newer, recent releases and desires some far which he had not yet consumed.

Fernando rises from his throne and peeks out of the office at the man, who holds in his hands the case for Gangsters, Guns, and Zombies so Fernando can easily see the title. “It's a B movie through and through,” Fernando tells him. “It's not good, but if you're looking for a movie that's so bad it becomes good, perhaps with the help of liberal application of alcoholic beverages, you could certainly do worse.”

“B is still like, what, an 80 percent in school, right?” the man asks, inadvertently talking up the movie far more than Fernando would ever like to do.

“It most certainly is.”

These words are enough to ensure the film is rented.