“Hey,
do you have Ted?”
“No,
sorry. That doesn't come out until next Tuesday.”
“Why
don't you have it?”
“I
believe I already answered that.”
“No
you didn't.”
“I
do not have it because it is not yet next Tuesday and I also have not
yet mastered chronomancy to the degree that I can travel forward in
time at a rate faster than everyone else around me, thereby allowing
me to attain Ted
early. Sorry.”
“Oh.”
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