Thursday, September 27, 2012

Yellow Exclamation Mark

Three travelers enter the Dominion one afternoon. Fernando recognizes the two ladies, for they have showered him with wealth and in exchange Fernando serviced them with mystic discs. They descend not far into the Dominion's depths, for they quickly find what they seek and approach Fernando on his throne, hoping to strike a bargain.
As Fernando rises and drafts a pact binding their eternal souls to him, one of the women asks, “Can you tell us where to find Portugal Falls?”
Fernando closes his eyes, mentally going through his available wares in search of this particular incantation. “I don't think I have that one here. I've actually never heard of it.”
Yeah, neither have we.”
What sort of man or woman seeks knowledge without awareness of which knowledge they seek? “Then...?”
We're trying to find it,” the second woman says. “We thought you might know since you know like everything.”
Fernando has never heard of this spell, and informs them of this fact. However, he returns to the area near his throne and prepares a scrying pane, to uncover the truth of the matter. “How is it spelled? Like it sounds?” Proper lettering is indeed helpful in plumbing the depths of the Otherworld for those kernels of knowledge which lingered in places even gods did not tread.
Oh, it's not a movie,” says the first woman.
Fernando pauses. “It's not?”
No. It's an actual waterfall.”
Oh.”
Yeah.”
Fernando shrugs. That it is a part of the realm over which the Dominion exerts no control is of no consequence to him! “Alright. That makes this even easier.”
What?”
Well, you came seeking guidance and far be it for me to deny such guidance to those who visit the Oracle of the Dominion of Movies. Just allow me to consult with the mystic spirits and provide the answers you seek.” Fernando's hands trace subtle gestures as he makes his epic pronouncement, binding Goo-Gol as his servant, but this is not enough. No, he coerces this daemon of knowledge to imprint specific directions upon a scroll, so that his visitors might have a permanent record to follow.
His visitors chuckle at Fernando's words, but they remain blissfully unaware of the power he effortlessly wields.
Once Goo-Gol has given Fernando what he needs, he dismisses it and gives the scroll graven with eldritch instructions over to his guests. “It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.”
Oh, cool!” the first woman says. She takes the yellowed paper and looks it over. “This helps a lot. Thanks!”
It was a small matter. The strictures of my alignment are such that I am encouraged to assist all who enter this place in search of knowledge.”
Wait what?” asks the second woman.
Don't worry. Go, now! Complete this journey that you might grow in experience! Return at a later date and inform me how it went!”
Okay, we will. Thanks again!”
They depart on their quest, and Fernando returns to brood upon his throne until the next visitor comes calling.

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