Thursday, May 16, 2013

Survey Says


-Ring ring ring-
Fernando leans forward in his chair to read what the caller ID has to say. “Out of State.” Meh.
He crosses the office and lifts the phone off the cradle. “Hello, Dominion of Movies.”
Can I speak with the person in charge of your web pages and internet presence?”
Unfortunately, Ramshackle is out on vacation so he cannot take this call, at least not immediately. Fernando possesses the means to get in touch with him, but is only to do so under the direst of circumstances, and only after the quality of communication has met a minimum standard. “I have a few questions for you to answer first, before I'll put you through. What is your favorite flavor of coffee creamer?”
Excuse me?”
What is your favorite flavor of coffee creamer?”
The man is silent for a good five seconds, then he disconnects the call.

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