The blessed time has
arrived where Fernando may rise from his throne and lock down the
Dominion in an elaborate closing ceremony. Fernando has a bit of
after-hours work to accomplish, some checks that need to be written
and some bills that must be paid, in addition to his daily accounting
ritual. Fernando does not enjoy doing any of this while the store is
open, as he prefers to remain undistracted when doing actual work and
hopes to avoid the possibility of overly curious souls asking stupid
questions.
He has just flourished a
signature upon a check which is to be sent to the old Keeper as
payment for debts incurred when Fernando hears tapping at his front
door. Since it is by now fifteen minutes past eight, Fernando's
desire to earn three or so dollars is vastly overshadowed by his
desire to not have to deal with the public for the rest of the
evening. He ignores the tapping and seals the check within an
envelope instead.
The tapping transitions
to arrhythmic pounding. Fernando continues ignoring it.
Then Fernando hears
pounding upon his office window. The shades are drawn. “Hey, I know
you're in there! I can see you!”
Fernando shoves his chair
back and trundles down one of the aisles into the back room. He has
just been filled with the mighty need to consume coffee. As a
tangential benefit, maybe now that Fernando cannot be seen, this
unwelcome annoyance will forget he exists.
Maybe it worked the way
Fernando envisioned, maybe the guy just got frustrated and left, but
nobody was there when Fernando returned to the front with a fresh mug
of miracle liquid.
Don't go to a restaurant
when it's closed expecting to be served a steak, and don't bother
Fernando when he's not on the clock.
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